• It sucks that whenever I cry my nose and eyes are red like a baboon's ass

• Cried in the toilets

• Cried in the car

• Can't help but feel shit

• I've known you for so long and the fact that you're not making an effort to come hurts

• You keep on saying that I better not drown when I'm in the water, but I don't think anyone would give two shits if it did happen, heck even I don't give a shit

• Bought way too much food and drinks for Saturday...