V: "Ugh i live near a coles, but its too hot to walk there D;"

T: "LOL you live near coles and I live near maccas 8)"

V: "I live near a maccas D:" "LOL nah jks I dont :L"

T: "LOL its like a 10minute walk from my house"

V: "You lucky bum!" "I feel like maccas now! D:"

T: "Yeah I'm gonna go ask my mum later for maccas, you jelly? ;)"

V: "Yes ): , my closest maccas is like a 40 minute walk -.-"

T: "Lucky me, come over then, ill give you the leftovers :D"

V: "I dont want any leftovers D:" "I want a full meal >:)"

T: "LOL I was joking about the leftovers o.o"
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T: "You can get the crumbs"
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